the signs as iconic tweets

rad-astrology:

aries: @MarinasDiamonds: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked & upset.

taurus: @zaynmalik: Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!!

gemini: @LanaDelRey: U should feel lucky to have my $79 lipstick kisses all over your face. Ur probably used to those cheap tricks kissin u w their .99 cent lips

cancer: @zaynmalik: @Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?

leo: @kanyewest: kim doesn’t understand what a blessing I am to her

virgo: @rihanna: Fuck I look like ho? I look like yes and ya look like no

libra: @justinbieber: If u didn’t get tickets to the believe tour find a way to sneak in lol

scorpio: @NICKIMINAJ: When I was about 11 I snapped @ a slumber party n startin beatin da shit out this girl who was pickin on me! Lmao. Her name was Dameka

sagittarius: @KimKardashian: Her eyes were closed and I was feeling my look! Can I live?!?!

capricorn: @Real_Liam_Payne: I can promise I am not engaged this I can promise you. I’m only 17 I love green beans

aquarius: @ArianaGrande: @ItsGiovannaP Not for eating my own used tampon, that’s for damn sure.

pisces: @Louis_Tomlinson: Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis

May 18, 2015 — 2:57pm with 64,441 notes
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